I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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