jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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