I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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