Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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