that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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