Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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