Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
