I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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