Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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