It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
how does that bad decision feel?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
