She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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