Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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