He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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