Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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