she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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