i just wanna soil my oats bro
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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