Sry I called you an 8
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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