Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
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