Your dad touched me again.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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