About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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