I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
BRING THE BAGELS
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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