O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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