Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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