K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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