note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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