Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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