Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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