For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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