He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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