I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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