I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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