It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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