Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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