ADVERTISEMENT

• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I wanna come home

  (1-270): View more from Kentucky

  And do what?

  (270): View more from Kentucky

  Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.

  Fav 4 2765 928

  share tweet
  

• (716): View more from New York

  hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work

  Fav 20 5223 1135

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (815): View more from Illinois

  I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!

  Fav 13 3943 1240

  share tweet
  

• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.

  Fav 17 3937 1725

  share tweet
  

• (519): View more from Ontario

  Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route

  Fav 6 3424 1021

  share tweet
  

• (559): View more from California

  I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.

  Fav 25 1497 3317

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (513): View more from Ohio

  I think they're German

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just say lederhosen and see what happens

  Fav 8 1726 803

  share tweet
  

• (336): View more from North Carolina

  dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!

  Fav 4 1052 637

  share tweet
  

• (419): View more from Ohio

  Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities

  Fav 9 756 2107

  share tweet
  

• (520): View more from Arizona

  So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational

  Fav 1 898 674

  share tweet
  

• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Explain why there's a meatball in my bong

  Fav 0 444 665

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (641): View more from Iowa

  The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects

  Fav 3 524 390

  share tweet
  

• (678): View more from Georgia

  WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!

  (404): View more from Georgia

  The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night

  Fav 2 579 369

  share tweet
  

• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases

  Fav 2 632 340

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (815): View more from Illinois

  His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.

  Fav 3 299 548

  share tweet
  

Randomize