If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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