Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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