I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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