How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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