omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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