They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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