i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
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