This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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