I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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