just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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