I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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