redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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