We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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