My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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