Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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