My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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